- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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