- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

I like touching my boobs

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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