- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

here's a joke... the american education society

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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