You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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