Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Anti Joke

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