Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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No!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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homosexual rights to marriage

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Democracy.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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