Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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This isn't funny.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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haha

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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