- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Charlie Sheen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Christ is a conspiracy

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.