- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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