Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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