Christ is a conspiracy

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Charlie Sheen

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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