How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What is 9+10? 19

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

womans having rights.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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