- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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