Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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sfdg

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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