- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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