- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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