What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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