- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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