Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Homo say what?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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