- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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