knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's old and wrinkly? old people

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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