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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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