- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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