Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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