- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Whats black and gay? Obama

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

The Qur'an

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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