man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why did you poop because you are a poop

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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