Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what looks like a banana? a penis

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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