- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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