Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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