A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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guess what>? your mum lol

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Racial Equality

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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