A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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