- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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