- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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