the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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