- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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