An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Pickle

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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