- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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