What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Take part of what?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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