- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Well this is pointless.....

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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