- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Guest what in the butt

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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