Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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