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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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