- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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