- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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