- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

And you honored it I see :P

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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