My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Your mam is so fat.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

The Princess is in another castle

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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