- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

copy me and i will kill you

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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