- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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