- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Whats 1+1? window!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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