- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

penis. nuff said.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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