- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's big and long? My dick.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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