- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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