What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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the bible

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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were you expecting a joke

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Anti Joke

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