What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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