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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A pope meets another one

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's big and long? My dick.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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