What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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