Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Justin Beiber

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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