roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Please ignore this statement.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A fat guy!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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