Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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womans having rights.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Asian women drivers...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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