- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A pope meets another one

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

And you honored it I see :P

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