- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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