- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

An man walks to a bra

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]