- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How about that airline food?

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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