What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

joke under this line wins _________________________

Actually it was me Josh brown

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Charlie Sheen is winning

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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