- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

I'm Coming

smell the vitamin C

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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