tim has no humor

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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what are you mike bibby?

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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