what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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