Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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