- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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