- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

I'm Coming

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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