Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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what are three short words? i a am

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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