- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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