Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

TIMMY

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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