What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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