- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Suck pussy

Jeff

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