- Anti Joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Women's rights.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."