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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Shltskc gw? G

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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