- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

knock,knock you suck

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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