- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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