What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

quantum physics?

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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