whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Womans baksetball...

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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