What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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