Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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