Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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