- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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