- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Poop

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Barack Obama is a good president.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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