Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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