- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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