Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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