- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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