- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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