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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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