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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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