- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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