- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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