- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Death by kayak

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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