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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Michael Brown

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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