how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How old are you? 7

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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