- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

womens rights

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

were at work systems r down

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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