- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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