- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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