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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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