Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

The truth is he loves her!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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