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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How high is the sky? True or False

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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