Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

rocky is here again.......................

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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