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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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