Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

womans having rights.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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