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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Did you know? . You already know!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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