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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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