What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Justin's life

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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