Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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