- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

your mom is so fat.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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