Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

A blind man watches TV

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

y u no like me joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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