- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How high is the sky? True or False

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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