A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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