All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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