What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

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