- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't