Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

hi michael

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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