Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Tall asians

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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