Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Anti Joke

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