- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What comes after 69? 70

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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