- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Allah walked into AK Bar

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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