Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Pickles are moist.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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