- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

how do you win a game try your best

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

The WPGA tour

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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