why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What's the new green? Green

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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