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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Women drivers...

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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