- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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