Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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My children are mistakes

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Basically

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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