- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Whats 1+1? window!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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