A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

knock knock!? . . No.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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