- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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