What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you end a sentence

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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the WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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