What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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batman has diarrhea

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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the WNBA

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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