Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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