- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I hate blackniggers

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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