Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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woman's rights

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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