Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

justin beiber sucks

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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