- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A seal walks into a club.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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