Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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