- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Justin Bieber.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

womens rights

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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