Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Anti Joke

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