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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A baby seal walks into a club.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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