How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Your mom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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