Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Set up Punch line.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

ring around the rosie ... your dead

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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