- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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