- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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