Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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