- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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