- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

My cat just died.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why did sally drown cause she was black

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