Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

John lazzaro likes dick

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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